I think Green is broken. This is the funniest thing to ever happen. What’s Trending: Literally The Funniest Thing Imaginable Transcript The following is a…
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It looks like the man who fucked the bird app, Elon, has joined the cast of RGBots again! Birdfucker Continues Birdfuckery Transcript This is a…
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You really fucked the bird this time, didn’t you Chief Twit? People Are Saying It – He’s Doing It Now Transcript This is a transcript…
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Oh boy, #BenShapiro is trending. What’s Trending – Kink Shapiro Transcript This is a transcript of the April 28, 2022, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue…
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Hmmmm. ⭐️Why the 1990s were the last golden age of culture ⭐️ Here, our critics tell us why the 90s mattered, and why we haven’t…
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Things seem normal and great on Johnny Apartheid’s bird app these days. Brick Move Transcript This is a transcript of the April 27, 2022, RGBots…
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*smokes a cigarette and waits for the sweet release of lung cancer* Man. What’s Trending – “Commmunity” Transcript This is a transcript of the second…
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Human touch is one currency they will never be rich in. Hug Don’t Hustle Transcript This is a transcript of the December 30, 2021, RGBots…
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What’s a little head between friends anyway? Lindsay It Ain’t So Transcript This is a transcript of the December 28, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One:…
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Nine times? This isn’t a competition. What’s Trending – COVID Transcript This is a transcript of the December 27, 2021 RGBots comic. Panel One: Green…
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What do anti-vaxxers and NFT grifters have in common? They’re probably fans of Joe Rogan. What’s Trending – Joe Rogan Transcript This is a transcript…
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What is the opposite of “excelsior” Stan Lee fans? What’s Trending: Stan Lee Transcript The following is a transcript of the Dec. 14, 2021, RGBots…
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Absolutely gobbling up the low-hanging fruit of this Twitter trend about Nancy Reagan. What’s Trending: Nancy Reagan Transcript The following is a transcript of the…
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If this Joel Olsteen news comes as a shock or even news to you, you haven’t been paying attention. What’s Trending: Joel Osteen Transcript The…
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Mess with the Cusack and end up in a body bag. John Cusak is all up in White Sox Dave’s grill @johncusack vs. @barstoolWSD What…
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Sexual Anarchy sold out in the mid-1980s when they tried to make a hip-hop album and alienated most of their fans. What’s Trending: Sexual Anarchy…
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We do appreciate a good zealot around here. Please note that the original Tweet has been scrubbed from the web. Can’t even call him a…
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The ongoing saga of Jake Paul continues in ‘Jake Paul: Cry for Attention.’ Through various negotiations from the last fight with some MMA guys and…
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“You’ll be a dentist!” The deleted tweet was a video of a super twitchy Winona Ryder. That’s the stuff. What’s Trending: Novocain Transcript This is…
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Same wormshit, different day. #Dune director Denis Villeneuve on the MCU "There are too many Marvel movies that are nothing more than a cut and…
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Do you know sometimes dicks are called “Peters?” “Pieter” works as well. What’s Trending – Pieter Transcript This is the transcript for the July 28,…
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No, I will not get over the fact a grown adult millionaire writer’s explanation for wizard bathrooms was that they just shit their robes. Hogwarts…
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Genre absolutism is the only thing that is potentially worse than absolutism. Insane tweethread here: Settle an argument: is Alien a horror film? Give reasons…
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It was a real buzzbomb if I recall correctly. What’s Trending: Bulletproof Reasoning Transcript This is a transcript of the April 5, 2021, RGBots comic.…
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Well speak of the devils! What’s Trending – The Heritage Foundation This is a transcript of the March 22, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…
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