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True Freedom

True Freedom

Published December 14, 2020 by corey smith

You’re free to to do what you want as long as it figures into what is planned for you. True Freedom Transcript The following is…

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Anti-vaxxers Are Dumb #3

Anti-vaxxers Are Dumb #3

Published December 10, 2020 by corey smith

Surely burying their children has to be tiresome at this point, right? Especially now. Anti-Vaxxers Are Dumb #3 Transcript The following is a transcript for…

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What’s Trending: Christopher Nolan

What’s Trending: Christopher Nolan

Published December 8, 2020 by corey smith

*BRRRRRRRRRRM intensifies* Are you a true cinephile if you’re not even willing to risk the plague for 2 hours of big-budget, emotionally-vacant effects work? What’s…

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Toasted And Roasted

Toasted And Roasted

Published December 5, 2020 by corey smith

What a turnover of events… Toasted And Roasted Transcript The following is a transcript for this Dec 05, 2020 RGBots comic. Panel One Red and…

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Hot Dog!

Hot Dog!

Published April 28, 2020 by RGBots

Relax, it’s just the 2008 comedy starring Kenan Thompson, Fran Kranz, and Zachery Levi. The 2000s was a weird fucking decade for movies.

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Love Typos Eternal

Love Typos Eternal

Published April 16, 2020 by RGBots

What about the eggplant, Green? What about the eggplant?

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Robot Prank

Robot Prank

Published March 26, 2020 by RGBots

That’ll learn him for living his life and not checking the schematics before updating.

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Green is a Terrible Wingman 2

Green is a Terrible Wingman 2

Published March 19, 2020 by RGBots

Get you a wingman who does his due diligence and a thorough background check.

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Socially Awkward Robot Adventures

Socially Awkward Robot Adventures

Published March 12, 2020 by RGBots

Too real.

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The Watercooler Diaries

The Watercooler Diaries

Published March 10, 2020 by RGBots

That’s what she said.

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Deposit in the Slot

Deposit in the Slot

Published March 5, 2020 by RGBots

Why is the money moist. Why is the money moist.

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Spider Storms

Spider Storms

Published January 21, 2020 by RGBots

The radioactive spiders do not taste very good.

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Green is a Terrible Wingman

Green is a Terrible Wingman

Published January 16, 2020 by RGBots

The sad reality is that he got the STD from a dumpster (don’t ask).

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Marketing Portals

Marketing Portals

Published January 9, 2020 by RGBots

Capitalism leads to impulses that some would call… unnatural.

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Potluck

Potluck

Published January 7, 2020 by RGBots

You can always just dip the napkins into a sauce. That’s how I fed myself through a couple of months of unemployment.

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Commercial Break #3

Commercial Break #3

Published December 31, 2019 by RGBots

Barbecue sauce is merely a weak balm, honey mustard is stronger yet.

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Expiration Anxiety

Expiration Anxiety

Published December 26, 2019 by RGBots

In case you were wondering, it was Hell… THE WHOLE TIME.

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A New Me

A New Me

Published December 24, 2019 by RGBots

Every angle has been accounted for; thankfully they are all ninety degrees.

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Orangeline

Orangeline

Published December 19, 2019 by RGBots

I’m mighty-tighty-whitey and I’m smuggling plums.

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Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb 2

Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb 2

Published December 17, 2019 by RGBots

We’ve officially switched to a Tuesday-Thursday schedule here. Being hilarious all the time is exhausting.

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Volleyball

Volleyball

Published November 18, 2019 by RGBots

Head trauma is the most intellectual of traumas.

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For Sale

For Sale

Published November 13, 2019 by RGBots

Blu ain’t got no time for this.

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Friendshit

Friendshit

Published November 8, 2019 by RGBots

Never trust the King of the Rats to make your food.

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Rodementia

Rodementia

Published November 6, 2019 by RGBots

Everyone has that phase.

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Commercial Break #2

Commercial Break #2

Published October 25, 2019 by RGBots

KILL THE PLANTS PUT THEM IN JARS YOU HAVE MADE MOTHER HAPPY

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