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Toasted And Roasted

Toasted And Roasted

Published December 5, 2020 by corey smith

What a turnover of events… Toasted And Roasted Transcript The following is a transcript for this Dec 05, 2020 RGBots comic. Panel One Red and…

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Hot Dog!

Hot Dog!

Published April 28, 2020 by RGBots

Relax, it’s just the 2008 comedy starring Kenan Thompson, Fran Kranz, and Zachery Levi. The 2000s was a weird fucking decade for movies.

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Love Typos Eternal

Love Typos Eternal

Published April 16, 2020 by RGBots

What about the eggplant, Green? What about the eggplant?

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Robot Prank

Robot Prank

Published March 26, 2020 by RGBots

That’ll learn him for living his life and not checking the schematics before updating.

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Green is a Terrible Wingman 2

Green is a Terrible Wingman 2

Published March 19, 2020 by RGBots

Get you a wingman who does his due diligence and a thorough background check.

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Socially Awkward Robot Adventures

Socially Awkward Robot Adventures

Published March 12, 2020 by RGBots

Too real.

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The Watercooler Diaries

The Watercooler Diaries

Published March 10, 2020 by RGBots

That’s what she said.

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Deposit in the Slot

Deposit in the Slot

Published March 5, 2020 by RGBots

Why is the money moist. Why is the money moist.

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Spider Storms

Spider Storms

Published January 21, 2020 by RGBots

The radioactive spiders do not taste very good.

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Green is a Terrible Wingman

Green is a Terrible Wingman

Published January 16, 2020 by RGBots

The sad reality is that he got the STD from a dumpster (don’t ask).

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Marketing Portals

Marketing Portals

Published January 9, 2020 by RGBots

Capitalism leads to impulses that some would call… unnatural.

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Potluck

Potluck

Published January 7, 2020 by RGBots

You can always just dip the napkins into a sauce. That’s how I fed myself through a couple of months of unemployment.

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Commercial Break #3

Commercial Break #3

Published December 31, 2019 by RGBots

Barbecue sauce is merely a weak balm, honey mustard is stronger yet.

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Expiration Anxiety

Expiration Anxiety

Published December 26, 2019 by RGBots

In case you were wondering, it was Hell… THE WHOLE TIME.

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A New Me

A New Me

Published December 24, 2019 by RGBots

Every angle has been accounted for; thankfully they are all ninety degrees.

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Orangeline

Orangeline

Published December 19, 2019 by RGBots

I’m mighty-tighty-whitey and I’m smuggling plums.

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Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb 2

Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb 2

Published December 17, 2019 by RGBots

We’ve officially switched to a Tuesday-Thursday schedule here. Being hilarious all the time is exhausting.

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Volleyball

Volleyball

Published November 18, 2019 by RGBots

Head trauma is the most intellectual of traumas.

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For Sale

For Sale

Published November 13, 2019 by RGBots

Blu ain’t got no time for this.

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Friendshit

Friendshit

Published November 8, 2019 by RGBots

Never trust the King of the Rats to make your food.

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Rodementia

Rodementia

Published November 6, 2019 by RGBots

Everyone has that phase.

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Commercial Break #2

Commercial Break #2

Published October 25, 2019 by RGBots

KILL THE PLANTS PUT THEM IN JARS YOU HAVE MADE MOTHER HAPPY

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Dinosaur Girl Academy

Dinosaur Girl Academy

Published October 21, 2019 by RGBots

In the final episode the whole school is wiped out by a meteor.

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How Not to be Seen

How Not to be Seen

Published October 16, 2019 by RGBots

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ burn witches ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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What a Mouthful

What a Mouthful

Published October 14, 2019 by RGBots

How else do you pitch it? Seriously, I need help.

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