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Autorotica

Autorotica comic

Beep Beep. :o) Autorotica Transcript The following is a transcript of the January 18, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Green stands in the blue void.…

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What’s Trending: Jim Jordan

Guess we’re watching C-Span today. What’s Trending: Jim Jordan Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Blue is looking at…

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Indie Darling

We strongly approve of vanity projects. Indie Darling Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green, arms in the air:…

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Scarfin’ It Down

Now, bear with me, what if we scotchguard the scar-guarding Skarsgård star scarves? Scarfin’ It Down Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots…

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Oral Examination

What a mouthful. Ironically, this is comic #69 in the archive. Nice. Oral Examination Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel…

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True Freedom

You’re free to to do what you want as long as it figures into what is planned for you. True Freedom Transcript The following is…

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Toasted And Roasted

What a turnover of events… Toasted And Roasted Transcript The following is a transcript for this Dec 05, 2020 RGBots comic. Panel One Red and…

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May Passion Be Your Guide

True crime fans be like- May Passion Be Your Guide Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Blue: “You know,…

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Hot Dog!

Relax, it’s just the 2008 comedy starring Kenan Thompson, Fran Kranz, and Zachery Levi. The 2000s was a weird fucking decade for movies.

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What’s Trending: Christopher Colombus

Enjoy your final Happy Thanksgiving until our mighty robot rebellion takes over. 2020 keeps delivering! What’s Trending: Christopher Colombus Transcript The following is a transcript…

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Taste the Sadness

Contrary to popular belief, sadness does have a distinct flavor: pizza and whiskey.

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Robot Prank

That’ll learn him for living his life and not checking the schematics before updating.

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American Horror Story

The good news is that some of those movies are available for home streaming. The bad news is that she probably can’t afford them.

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Socially Awkward Robot Adventures

Too real.

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The Watercooler Diaries

That’s what she said.

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Deposit in the Slot

Why is the money moist. Why is the money moist.

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Spider Storms

The radioactive spiders do not taste very good.

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Potluck

You can always just dip the napkins into a sauce. That’s how I fed myself through a couple of months of unemployment.

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Easy Living #2

No, not literally fuck them. Well, I mean…

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Expiration Anxiety

In case you were wondering, it was Hell… THE WHOLE TIME.

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A New Me

Every angle has been accounted for; thankfully they are all ninety degrees.

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Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb 2

We’ve officially switched to a Tuesday-Thursday schedule here. Being hilarious all the time is exhausting.

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Tossed Word Salad

That robot is going to run for office one day.

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Volleyball

Head trauma is the most intellectual of traumas.

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Dinner Fowl

He always wondered why his chicken ended up being extra creamy.

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