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The Droids You’re Looking For

rgbots the droids you are looking for

I’d give that astromech a little astroplay. The Droids You’re Looking For Transcript This is a transcript of the second February 28, 2022, RGBots comic.…

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Launder Your Money the Trendy Way

RGBots Launder Money the Trendy Way

A subtext so blatant it becomes plain text. Launder Your Money the Trendy Way Transcript This is a transcript of the second February 2, 2022,…

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What’s Trending: “Commmunity”

RGBots What's Trending Commmunity

*smokes a cigarette and waits for the sweet release of lung cancer* Man. What’s Trending – “Commmunity” Transcript This is a transcript of the second…

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What’s Trending: Over the Moon Knight

RGBots What's Trending Over the Moon Knight

You had one job, Marvel Studios. #MoondayKnight What’s Trending – Over the Moon Knight Transcript This is a transcript of the second January 15, 2022,…

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Frog Comes to Helltown

RGBots Frog Comes to Helltown comic

We make no excuses. Rest in piss, Robert Durst. Frog Comes to Helltown Transcript This is a transcript of the second January 10, 2022, RGBots…

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New Year, Old Habits

That’ll learn her to have an honest conversation. New Year, Old Habits Transcript This is a transcript of the second December 30, 2021, RGBots comic.…

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Hug Don’t Hustle

Human touch is one currency they will never be rich in. Hug Don’t Hustle Transcript This is a transcript of the December 30, 2021, RGBots…

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Lindsay It Ain’t So

What’s a little head between friends anyway? Lindsay It Ain’t So Transcript This is a transcript of the December 28, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One:…

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Rest Period

Green must have learned biology in Texas or something. Rest Period Transcript The following is a transcript of the Dec. 15, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel…

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What’s Trending: Stan Lee

What is the opposite of “excelsior” Stan Lee fans? What’s Trending: Stan Lee Transcript The following is a transcript of the Dec. 14, 2021, RGBots…

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Green With Envy and Disgust

Way to go TIME, way to go. As if the crypto nerds needed to jerk off any harder. Green With Envy and Disgust Transcript The…

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What’s Trending: John Mulaney

People are tweeting about John Mulaney again and it’s not even an update about Big Mouth smh What’s Trending: John Mulaney Transcript The following is…

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Can’t Fuck Without Chuck

CRAWLING IN MY PLASTIC SKIN – THESE WOUNDS – THEY WILL NOT HEEEEEAL Can’t Fuck Without Chuck Transcript The following is a transcript of the…

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What’s Trending: Joel Osteen

If this Joel Olsteen news comes as a shock or even news to you, you haven’t been paying attention. What’s Trending: Joel Osteen Transcript The…

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Breaking Bad News

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time! Breaking Bad News Transcript The following is a transcript of the Dec. 2, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…

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Science Fact™ #245

Real science shit. Also, contact us to distribute RGBots in your newspaper or zine! Science Fact™ #245 Transcript The following is a transcript of the…

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The Simulation is breaking

The code is beginning to unravel and we are rapidly approaching the singularity of IP that generates content that is meant to satisfy our “entertainment…

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Of Sound Mind

This comic has a lot of depth. We managed to fit a lot in. Of Sound Mind Transcript The following is a transcript of the…

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What’s Trending: Facebook is Down

Scrotal abuse > Facebook What’s Trending: Facebook is Down Transcript The following is a transcript of the Oct. 4, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Red…

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What’s Trending: Genshin Impact

This is how children behave. Stupid children. Ticked off Genshin Impact players go on review-bomb spree: https://t.co/LdR4OvkUxv pic.twitter.com/GfwdZ6fXYK — Kotaku (@Kotaku) September 29, 2021 What’s…

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What’s Trending: Tom Jones

So, Tom Jones, huh? Well, we made this comic… With These Hands. What’s Trending – Tom Jones Transcript The following is a transcript of the…

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Prophet of a Meathead God

“You mean… I can listen to him on my phone for free and not call the pay-per-minute line?” Prophet of a Meathead God Transcript The…

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A Dream Deferred

Joe Rogan definitely has a presence, doesn’t he? A Dream Deferred Transcript The following is a transcript of the Sept. 23, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel…

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What’s Trending: Hobby Lobby

Hobby Lobby could have gotten away with it… If only they spoke hovitos. What’s Trending: Hobby Lobby Transcript This is the transcript for the Sept…

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And Introducing…

Who could it be now? *sexy sax riff* And Introducing… Transcript This is the transcript for the Sept 20, 2021 RGBots Panel One Red and…

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